What if the life of this world itself is fictional? Hello, Guest! His chumhandle is timaeusTestified (TT), matching the initials of his daughter Rose Lalonde's handle. She keeps Yiffy caged like an animal and fits her with a shock collar powerful enough to knock her out in just a few zaps. I feel like I only came to understand myself once I saw the outside, agreed Akuto. At this rate, he would be unable to speak with anyone as he lived in this lonely world for as long as mana existed. Written to fill the prompt "robofucking". For his friend Jane's thirteenth, Dirk gave her a bunny as a gift using sendificator technology; though Jake and Roxy's bunnies had their origins as family heirlooms, Dirk had to steal the original Con Air bunny from his "brother's" movie memorabilia museum, though its robotic shell was built from scratch. A simple wish, but with not-so-simple consequences, as the power to turn reality into a story is bound to interact unpredictably with the power to become the center of every narrative. ", no regular grammar and tends to talk in a mix of hashtags and normal speech #aboutme #quirks. AA He doesn't finish ripping Aranea's soul out of her body, and she recovers completely. (4 pp. But what if the world were someones dream? Emphasized in, Ultimate!Dirk to become the villain of the narrative to retain relevance. He also said that he admired Dirk and that Dirk had a "powerful body.". He's the narrator of Meat - and the one calling the shots. ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 [A6A6I4] ====> (5 pp. Being the Prince of Heart, Dirk "signs" his note to the Draconian Dignitary by sticking the Hegemonic Brute's <3 symbol on it. (Huge Thanks to @aslanZounder for the art work in Part one!). If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. @a_random_user: dude at this point just give up. Unite SynchronizationOrange HatBattle BrotocolAnbroids V2.0Whistling JackhammerTime on My SideAustin, AtlantisDespotStressMiasmajestySweet Dreams, TimaeusMoonsetterBeatupStride [A6A6I5] ====> (2 pp.) His waking self wakes up, and afterwards he begins his plan to rescue his friends. in L'Aquila (Abruzzo) Contents: Commune The population development of Sulmona as well as related information and services (weather, Wikipedia, Google, images). You and Ultimate Dirk are alone in the cavern where the theseus crash landed, and have a discussion about rekindling humanity. A wish is not a simple thing, and Dirk doesn't believe in simplicity anyway. Dirk is alone, save for a mysterious figure chatting with him through a radio. WK You can't sleep, so you log on to write more of that MLP:FIM fanfiction you promised your friend/crush, Dirk Strider, that you would write for him. A mountain region with a rich plant and faunal heritage, a coastal area and four provinces, Abruzzi is a land featuring strong and distinctive culinary traditions, together with a major wine industry.Most of its gastronomy is native, showing life-long links with local ingredients and is made of land and sea dishes.In particular, Abruzzi maintains its oldest home-made pasta's traditions . @seagod: ik but lets see how far i can go be4 it gets closed or something. Aren't you TIRED of longing? [A6A6I5] ====> (2 pp.) DogtierxCattierDay 6. Dirk's chumhandle similarly refers to the flood narrative; timaeus refers to the Platonic dialogue which first introduced the concept of Atlantis. [A6A6I5] ====> (9 pp.) and is fully aware of Ultimate!Dirk's powers over the narrative. I1I2I4I5Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 [A6A6I1] ====> (6 pp.) He also happens to already be high as a kite. when he tries to kidnap Tavros to remove him from his abusive household. Dirk simply says that he failed and is consumed by the glitches brought on by Caliborn's interference in the game. Dave remarks how weird that was, leading to a brief awkward conversation. Eventually, he becomes the leader of the resistance, to the point where even Meenah ends up willing to follow him. The Textures Resource. [A6A6I1] ====> (7 pp. timaeusTestified His shirt features a picture of a cap, reminiscent of Bro's headwear and similar in shape to Dave's record symbol. Dirk's erotic affinity for robots and horses, objective of looking STRONG and even his rate of perspiration all seem to allude to Equius Zahhak; in his commentary in the Homestuck books, Andrew Hussie explains that both characters have "this creepy-guy streak running through them", and explains their shared connection with Doc Scratch by pointing out that "characters like Dirk, Equius, Doc, and a few others exist as dark authorial surrogates". Also uses bropuns at times. However, that theory only holds when one has a physical body. At thirteen however, his personality is almost identical to Dave's, using more curse words and fewer intellectual quips than his older self. Isn't bound by the infinite hierarchy of meta-rivers, which are litteral fates, causality and plots), Incorporeality (Ultimate Selves are bodyless persona in the form of Platonic Ideal), Avatar Creation, Reactive Evolution (Adapted his body to the ascencion of his Ultimate Self, something that no other God Tier could do), BFR, Plot Manipulation, Text Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, Nigh-Omniscience, Every abilities of his splinters, Resistance to Plot Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation and Mind Manipulation, Attack Potency:At least Small Building level (Able to cut down Imperial Drones. This here will likely be the final part of that collection of writings. Succumbs to the poison in Lord English's golden tooth and dies. demolish his control with almost zero effort. The demon king had been meant to reveal the falsehood of the world, to transcend death, and to bring the computer gods and mankind to the true world. "Lightning flashed again, threatening to grip the metal hold of the blade. I see. Oh well, definitely totally proofread this before I posted it (no I fucking didn't). Jake English, on the other hand, made a very simple wish: He wanted to be a hero. The last phase of Ultimate Dirk's plan finally kicks off, and our heroes have arrived for the final battle. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. I love a good villain song. [A6A6I1] ====> (3 pp. two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. JOHN: jake, i guess i actually dont know you that well, but i think theres a difference between making excuses and just giving reasons. In that case, it became clear that near infinite possibilities were contained within the world. AC )Act 6 Act 3 Jake: Respond. That is the same as the birth of life and the birth of thought. (6 pp.) Then ends up in the Candy timeline after falling from the sky and is found by John who not only tells her how crappy the world is, but also her name was taken by Kanaya and Rose's daughter, leading to her name becoming (Vriska). Sticker By indigonite From $1.35 Dirk Strider Symbol Homestuck Active T-Shirt By BeelYourself $27.90 dirk strider - no bussy for bronies Classic T-Shirt By chumHandle From $19.84 Dirk kin Sticker By yooptheyot From $1.35 heart aspect Sticker By maqouto From $1.35 Dirk Strider Sticker By NibbleVerminInc From $1.16 The answer was included in a certain story from the past: the Tower of Babel. <3 He also owns a tiny Maplehoof, who in her new size resembles a MLP figurine. He later becomes a sprite, as stated by Dirk later on when he says that "someone stole my sprite" and ARquiussprite is introduced as both a sprite made from Lil Hal and Equius Zahhak. All rights reserved. #homestuck #johndirk #dirkjohn #john egbert #dirk strider #john hs #dirk hs #hs #homestuck fanart #trickster mode #trickster john #i made this pretty quickly so it is not that pretty but its honest work #my art 2023. kailixart. I have good news. She managed to steal the Ring of Life from John and uses it to revive herself. ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 [A6A6I1] ====> (6 pp.) See a recent post on Tumblr from @zan0tix about jakedirk. I started living in this world of low story density and I essentially lost my memories. You bring Dirk a coffee after a long day's work. more concerned with himself at this point, vast amounts of money to bribe and corrupt the government to let her do what she wants, (not to imply that she wasnt already curvaceous in homestuck). Infinite hierarchy of R>F interaction or suchalike(Homestuck hierarchy of meta-rivers with each river being infinitelygreater than the last being unnafected by lower rivers). All he could see in reality was a microscopic colorless world. (2 pp.) ==> (31 pp.) [A6A6I1] ====> (3 pp. Monika (DDLC) VS Ult. ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) It was a place where the laws of physics came to an end. This helps Meat Dirk to achieve his Ultimate Self and seize control of the Narrative. uu: Jeer Past Dirk. Dream Title Dirk is introduced as a PHILOSOPHER PRINCE, and he claims he doesn't have the HEART to be upset at his bro's absence; together, these phrases foreshadow his mythological role as the Prince of Heart. I want to free them from the stories. This is also the first mod i've ever posted to the workshop. He is the only one (thus far) who could negate the mental effects of Trickster Mode, although he changed physically. Love was truth. The story seemed to be making attempts to survive even if it meant destroying mankind. Discover more posts about dirkjohn, ultimate dirk, dave strider, dirk strider, striders, lil hal, and ult dirk. I want to save all the beings inside the Law of Identitys universe. Dirk: Talk to alien. From the outside, it was fiction. He would send most of his body into a virtual alternate dimension and reform his body with mana. (2 pp.) like a whole lot of nothing in order to accompany a couple of drawings. Then everything would make sense.. Sulmona. When asked to play a game, Dirk immediately agrees, draws/animates 25 pieces of art for him, and expresses disappointment when Caliborn calls game over. For information regarding the procedure that needs to be exactly followed to register there, please click here. This same power is later used by alpha Dirk on Lord Jack and Caliborn, confirming it to be a Prince of Heart ability that exists without the aid of Jake's Hope powers (as had previously been speculated). First, the characters that have left their physical bodies become the protagonists. She seems quite taken with his sense of humor as shown by her reaction to the edited Pony Pals book he gifted to her. Even for her own good. This little essay, about Dirk and the Ultimate Self, stems from the questions and answers raised in the wake of the Epilogues. Jake, himself and Calliope are the only player characters that were not seen rendered in Homosuck style. I expected you to be.accompanied by someone.. Perhaps we should refer to you as god universes. R2: With an unequalized cosmology. The Sounds Resource. Dirk arrives at Roxy's room, where he leaves Squarewave to take care of Roxy's entry. That also tells us the limits of this world: anything that cannot be described cannot happen.. Apart from Rose having a tryst for the sole purpose of making Jade a biological parent, their marriage is, (Vriska Serket) finally ends his multiversal. Jake expresses frustration with Lil Hal, but Jane and Roxy seem to like him. Dirk and Roxy Lalonde's meteors arrived on Earth sometime in the years 2407 or 2408, hundreds of years after the arrivals of their friends Jane Crocker and Jake English and almost 400 years after the complete domination of the planet by the alien Her Imperious Condescension. It was possible the one having the dream lived in a world that was itself the dream of someone in another world that was again someone elses dream, but even if that chain continued back infinitely, one specific origin could be found by facing that one Law of Identity. Dust floated like asteroids and wind blew him around with greater speed than a storm and greater thickness than seawater. That would be one origin. Dirk probably has the most strained, terse relationship with his sprite out of any of the alpha kids due to his dislike of himself. R1: With an equalized cosmology. uu: Jeer Dirk. Screen name Dirk de-ages you and sends you to Bro's timeline to seduce him. Not once every few hours like you are doing now. [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) ==> Jane: Run to study. One shot collection of various Yandere!Character x Reader, All/Most of these fics are inspired by Tumblr User Mrsegbert/Yandere--stuck wonderful yandere headcanons, TW// Suicide attempt, depression, depressed thinking and faulty thought process, gum (is that food??? The algorithms were originally guaranteed to be 96% indistinguishable from Dirk's native neurological responses, based on statistical analysis, which means that the percentage can change (and does, dropping to 93% upon Jake's continued probing). Dirk's symbol also relates to Dave's in that they are both the only two-colour symbols of any characters, except for the cherubs (though Dave's may not count because its secondary colour is black, which appears on all Kid symbols). (2 pp.) Afterward, Dirk tries to ascend to his roof, but is sidetracked by the sudden appearance of Roxy's Fenestrated wall, and soon after by jeering from Caliborn. GC His own sheer level of self-loathing causes his death to be classified Just (firmly. You could alternatively say that our lives here are a lie. You merely need to understand that our universe was created by the Law of Identity.. I'll update you on anyone else he can beat. Multifandom, eventually. ultimate dirk Insults Shrinking Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Embedded Images Light abuse unedited to you, a filthy degenerate. The dirk, a long dagger or short sword originating in the Scottish Highlands, may have contributed to the selection of Dirk's name. inspire. In other words, even the extra-universal gods became possibilities in the story. Literally just busted Dirk. (5 pp.) Age Most likely, she created them. After [S]Collide, Dirk and Jake confront each other and seem to talk through their relationship. Postgame or AUDay 5. Brobot was initially made as a sparring partner for Jake, and sent to him piece by piece. More kickin' rad subtleties than can be spelled out, yo. He is also the only one of the post-scratch kids whose Trickster outfit does not reveal any striped stockings so far. Afterwards, Dave brought him back to the victory platform and Jane later revived him. He makes the robotic bunny Li'l Sebastian for her 13th birthday present in part to help protect her from assassination threats. the projection of Dirk which existed in Jake's dream bubble, ripped his nuclear heart out and smashed it to pieces, build robots, set them to kill mode, and spar with them to death. (5 pp.) that's it. As Ultimate Dirk, after taking over the narrative, he is too reckless and threads too close the Black/Green Hole, which alerts Alternate Calliope, who establishes a stable vessel and proceeds to, After his powers passively evolve into becoming his Ultimate self, he shapes up to be this. AG In, the breakneck whiplash of a reveal that is Meat!Dirk's. What seems like a simple task soon evolves into something much more complicated when you finally locate Dirk, and realize three things. However, that shout did not reach the real world. Karkat and Dave, at least, unambiguously describe her actions later on as fascist, and given that she's formed a military dictatorship to exterminate trolls entirely, it's hard to completely disagree. 227 . Then what was the world? In this work of fanfiction, presented for your reading pleasure on Archive of Our Own dot org (and I do mean pleasure, you sickos), I, Ultimate Dirk Strider, engage in assorted narcissistic debaucheries with my own hilariously awful alternate universe doppelganger. Like his pre-scratch self, he has a big interest in smuppets and puppets in general (although it seems this interest has expanded into the field of robotics). However, they eventually break the ice after Dave tells of his upbringing by his brother, and they begin trading stories of their lives and those of their respective guardians. The story of interference from outside the universe was centered on not perceiving the world as fictional. Muse!Calliope takes control of Jade after her corpse is dropped in the Candy timeline. | Has a God Complex, which make him even more overconfident. Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave's Bro. I'm not even gonna pretend to give this a flowery summary to try and hide what this is; It's Dirk getting you off while he whispers The Bee Movie script in your ear. We only know there are likely an infinite number. He tried to eat Meat!John like he ate all his hammers. When Dirk was thirteen, he used the captcha code of his brain to create an AI duplicate of himself. Forget about it.". Whenever I tried to write a light story such as that, I would be overcome by a slump. A voice who he'd assumed was just his own desperate imagination trying to rekindle some image of his former love for some joy now sat before him, a victorious Jake from a Timeline much different than his own. but is it cucking if you're watching yourself fuck your girl. But when you get down to it, even the extra-universal gods are fictional. That is my wish.. Dirk: Answer Auto-Responder. When Morlock shrank, his body did not actually reduce in size. Live(s) in They later pose together for a snap that John receives on his 19th birthday. Please consider turning it on! With not much else to do, why not tell this mysterious figure everything he knows about his alternate selves. Tbh this is more fun then any version on Ronled. DD He is told he will arrive in the session in three hours and advised to contact Dave, which he does - however, the numerous stardust glitches surrounding Dirk cause his words to become unreadable. Also, both symbols are broken circles, with Dave's being a cracked circle and Dirk's being a semi-circle. Bouichirou pointed at him and he let out a long breath and nodded. publicly impaling the Brute's head through a Dersite banner. Your area of the Theseus is cold, and you have a question. Ultimate or no, Dirk Strider wants to live. it's barely even explicit but i marked it to be safe. Afterwards, he intends to kiss Jane to save her dream self, but is knocked out by falling debris before he gets the chance to do it.
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