Infectious killing machine. [pulls out some kind of wristwatch] This wristwatch can transport you to an alternate dimension in which you'll have ten sisters. Linka: [sarcastic] Riiiiiight [gets down from chain] Levi, I think you've been playing with too many kiddie chemicals. "Loud Comics and Tales" was writting in gold, along with the silhouette of Lincoln himself. Teri's team had reached the winning score!TERI: Heck yeah!Teri, Dana, and Lincoln high-fived each other.LORI: Oh, dang it!BECKY: Hey, come on, Lori. #fun I just need a few more things before I'm ready.Lincoln opened the bathroom closet where the towels and sheets were kept. Rita: I will call your teacher and tell her that you aren't feeling so good. (To Richard) Where do you wanna go sir? But just as they began to bring their hands down upon Lincoln, they were quickly stopped. romance. And I think I know the reason why.All of the girls turned looked at Lincoln, who blushed as he realized they were talking about him.DANA: (smiles and puts a hand on Lincoln's shoulder) Because we got to share the day with the kindest boy in town. Tags will be added from time to time. And AF15 for the title card. Linka then grabs peanut butter and jelly. Lori, who moved the doorway? Well, nothing beats the real thing. It really has meant a lot to me.LORI: (smiles and pats Carol on the shoulder) Well, if that's the way you feel, then thanks.LINCOLN: Could we perhaps go and eat this lunch now?LORI: (laughs) Okay okay, let's go eat.So Lincoln and the girls walked back to their spot. Just watch out for those sea urchins and anemones.Teri reached into the tide pool and pulled out a hermit crab, giggling as it crawled across the palm of her hand.TERI: Darcy would love to have seen all of this.Lincoln and the girls looked at the other many creatures that were in the tide pools. Hey Lincoln get up. Lisa: Okay Lincoln. At the party, Lincoln and Lori went inside, and were greeted by Bobby and Ronnie Anne. But when they arrivedThe four siblings learned that they all had magic. I win!BECKY: (breathing heavily) Not fair! I hope you've learned your lesson Clyde, cause you know what will happen if you don't! and thus, Operation: Brother's Love is a go. And I always enjoy spending time at the beach.After a few minutes of driving, they finally arrived. Where is it? The Loud House Fanon Wikia is a FANDOM TV Community. Linka:Oh, thank goodness. Lola:Eeew, are combining syrup with peanut butter and jelly?! Lori: No I did not say that he was feeling literally under the weather. Kirby: Good to see ya again Lincoln. That someone was her brother, Lincoln. Lincoln he's won the lottery without his family knowing and ran away due Lynn Jr, Ronnie Anne and Clyde. ], [Rita screams as Lana jumps on top of her, with her daughters joining in on the fun. You and your jokes are getting pretty wild at this moment. Mrs.Coconuts:Yeah, girlfriend, even Loki doesnt mind when we do a photobomb. As soon as she saw them, she immediately grabbed onto my leg and hugged it for two minutes. [grabs Bun-Bun and cuddles her] It worked! Plus, this is a special occasion for Lincoln, so I figured he deserved something special for it.TERI: (giggles) The way he responded to those trunks you just gave him really reminded me of Darcy after I gave her the giraffe pajamas I got at the mall last trip. And I'm glad I got to share it all with four great new friends. I need that! As you can imagine, Darcy was wearing those PJs to bed. So I found my dad's spaghetti-and-meatballs recipe and gave it shot. Thanks to Luan, Lincoln and Rita were not only abandoned by Lynn sr but also Kicked out of their House after he accused Rita of cheating and Lincoln for not being his real son, but life always finds a way when the two are Taken in by Mrs. Johnson. Then, he meet a certain 3 imp and a hellhound and begin to work with them killing human on Earth. Never.BECKY: Looking good, Linc.Lincoln began to blush due to seeing the girls in their swimsuits again.LINCOLN: (stammering) Uh, y-yeah, t-t-t-t-t-thanks! This book will contain Oneshots from the show "The Loud House" it contains many stories published by other authors in which case I hold no credits in any story After having enough of his sisters, Lincoln felt rage at his family, but eventually, that rage, will turn him into a Monster, literally. #lana But I get to be captain of the other team.TERI: Sure. Loud Kids: Hungry, y'all? Can his stop this or will he become their owner. The medicine did not taste terrible at all. After seeing Death the Reaper (my oc) in his nightmare, he decided that it would b Lincoln's life changes when a woman comes to adopt him when he was left to die in a squirrel suit. Linka:I really had to go, besides I dont do lines for the bathroom. Lincoln: (Talks to the readers) Richard Loud III is my rich distant cousin. Lynn(Girl): Lars gave him a very dignified funeral. Hehwhere's my room? Hank then placed his foot on Lincoln's back, pressing him down to keep him from escaping. Lola. And their only hope is for a ditzy, well meaning blonde and her little brother to fight fire with fire. Claire:What are you talking about, Lincoln?! [It turns out Linka bunks with Girl Lynn and Lucy. Chapter 758: The Museum Field Trip. ", [Their mom runs away screaming and the girls run off to pile on her and they start kissing her. I'll go get my wallet.DANA: Actually, Lori, that won't be necessary.LORI: What? Hello love's so I am going to do a loud house story again. Richard: I decide when he's had enough Frank, he needs to be taught a lesson not to humiliate my godbrother. At that point, Becky had just returned from the restroom and approached the commotion.BECKY: Uh, is there a problem going on here?Hank and Hawk just took one look at the redheaded teenager before they began to laugh even harder. Leni: Come on, you shouldn't like, worry about what other people think. ], [The scene returns where Claire and Linka are together in the living room and they are painting their nails. [They stand infront of an Ace Savvy standee], Lori: Duck lips! [Him and Leif walk away]. r (Special THANKS To NEWCHELSSICACC, FOR MAKING THE COVER FOR THE STORY, PLEASE SUPPORT HER PROFILE AND STORIES.) Luna and Luan bandage up her crotch. Where'd you get them?LISA: Did you make any interesting discoveries of aquatic life that you wish to share with me?LOLA: Can I come next time?LYNN SR: Girls! "Hey there," he said. They had been friends with gangsters like Lucky Luciano, Meyer Lansky, Bugsy Siegel, and many other mobsters. He was happy knowing that he doesn't have to worry about pining for women. #comedy But when you live in a family as big as mine for as long as I have, you definitely grow used to it and manage to work with it.CAROL: (chuckles) Well, I'll bet it's easy for your family to keep track of you, Lincoln. Rita was trying not to be too loud but Lincoln was making it difficult for her. Looks like you have a tummyache Lincoln. Linka: It's good to be home. (gives a fistbump to Richard), Richard: Hey Doug, doing awesome, (To Frank) glad you've arrived Frank (gives Frank a hi-five). Lana and Lola: Time to panic time to panic time to panic. Remember? Lincoln:That is true. Granted, (moves on to legs) my older sister Luan got jealous because that was her dream. You're gonna stay away from Lori Loud you understand me? Rita:[groaning in pain] Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to have sons. It's fine! He was actually a creation of Lincoln loud the man with a plan, the peace keeper and a butterfly? Lincoln exits the limo and walks into his house. Based on a picture by D-rock. Outside the bathroom]. Hold on. Hanging out with girls twice his age! This fanfiction was inspired by Harburton81's Runnincoln Away and YoshiRocker13's Trustworthy and Guy Token stories. Rita: I think you may need a cup of hot chicken noodle soup. Lacey, like Lucy, is into poetry, but unlike Lucy, Lacey distances herself from the occult and strives to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ and aspires to be a nun. Linka then hears a flush and Luke comes out of the bathroom.]. Can you let me check your tummy. Linka is then covered in make up], Lola:There, now dont you look beautiful? Mature. That is why Lori invited me to go with them to the beach.LUNA: Can we go with you, bro?The others begged their brother to let them come with them as well. He opened his eyes to see two hulking figures standing above him. Linka:Me too. Leni is still nice and ditzy. (hugs his distant cousin, Lincoln hugs him back, then Richard proceeds to hug Ronnie Anne) Ronnie Anne, ya made it! Lola: (arriving home) Mom. But when he comes back, he'll soon have to face his inner demons and finally come to terms with his forbidden desires that he desperately tried to ignore. Lynn! Lincoln:Yeah, hey, you mentioned when we first that you met my sisters in your dream. But after a few seconds, Lincoln felt as if the sun was being blocked from him. Are you okay? Linka:Hey~! I bet he's talking with her about feelings and precious ponies!DANA: HEY!Lincoln began to blush in embarrassment upon hearing the Hockers' comments. Lincoln: Okay I can pretty much deal with it. (drops upon knees, beggingly) Take me with you! When Lincoln is taken in by her, she swears to punish the Louds for what theyve done. Did you make all of this yourself?CAROL: (blushes) Yeah, pretty much.LINCOLN: Where did you learn to cook this good?CAROL: (in an uneasy tone) From my dad?Lincoln's expression changed from one of interest to one of guilt. My sister Lisa asked me to tell you that she would keep an eye on Darcy.TERI: Well, tell Lisa that I'm very thankful to her.LINCOLN: Will do (reacts when Teri touches him in a certain spot) Ooh! Well, I gotta tell ya. It turns out Linka was having a nightmare; Her room is the same as it was and she's still Linka Loud.]. But the kids can't use it. Did I become a flu zombie or something like that? [makes a bigger burp], Lana: Ha. Richard and his friends: Charles "Charlie" Davis Jr., Douglas "Doug" Cornheiser, and Francis "Frank" Nguyen are waiting outside beside Jean Juan's French Mex for Clyde to walk by them so that they can bully him; The Irish Catholic rich kid heard about Clyde trying to sabotage Bobby Santiagos date with Lori at the French-Mexican restaurant, and he is very furious about it, especially since Bobby is his god-brother. Loud House: Adult Party Cartoon (AKA Loud House: NSFK! Lisa taught me a few things when she was helping me with an assignment about ocean life.CAROL: Huh. But she let Lucy have the opportunity since she was the one who taught her everything about expanding one's performing skills.CAROL: Waitwhich sister is which? Did you have a nightmare? Why are you doing this for me? There weren't too many other guests, but it was still difficult to find them. Luna:[Shrugs]Okay, I understand, dude. Awesome! Hurry up, Leni! Aren't you the ladies' man? Charlie: Maybe we should whoop yo' *** again punk! It did take a little time to figure it out and there was a bit of a mess leftover, but in the end, it all paid off. [laughs]Get it? I-it's fine! Lisa:Long enough to hear, every word youve said. Teri then tossed her ball up and hit it, sending it over to the other side of the net. As they headed to the front door, Lori then turned to Lynn Sr. and Rita who were reading in the living room.LORI: Mom? [goes back to the room] Not even Lonis razor is that loud. [We cut to Linka in Girl Lynn and Lucys room, reading comics. You cant honestly think Im that delicate. Richard: Alright then, let's go, we're supposed to meet up with Charlie, Veronica, Doug, and Frank at the coffee shop. [Enter a female version of Lane and a male version of Mrs. What seems to be the problem elder brother? It's a little too calm for me. But then a loud noise is from outside. And as you can probably tell right now, a lot of the stuff he would cook was pretty tasty.LINCOLN: (to Lori) Kind of reminds you of our own dad, huh Lori?Both of the siblings laughed.CAROL: Anyways, before my dad moved away, he left behind a lot of his recipes for my mom to cook. But she moved out of the way and Teri got soaked instead.LINCOLN: Oops.Becky started to laugh.TERI: You amused, Beck? Lynn Sr: He has a mild fever. Charlie: I think I'll have a small cappucino. Richard: Uh, I don't know if we should go to the Burpin' Burger. [runs off with it], Linka:No! Ronnie Anne: Relax, hes not gonna do anything to you. No, no-no-no. He invited us to come meet up with him and his buddies. At one point, Dana let out a scream when she felt herself getting splashed from behind. Lincoln:Well, they had certain aspects of you but some them were Lynns. Just come with us to the Burpin' Burger, it'll be nice. (begins rummaging through her beach bag) There was a special sale earlier this week at the department store. We cut to where its just Linka and Luna], [Lola come out and Luna is about to go in but Linka zips past Luna and goes in. [sees a familiar stuffed friend] "Bun-Bun!" Richard: Yeah, he's a ****in' snob, I'll give you that much pal. Rita: Lana. Lorraine is the oldest and very kind, she is one of Richard's most trusted advisors. We're going to the Hair Salon. She then emptied its contents onto the towels. It was your idea. [the brothers make a buzzer noise and give her a thumbs down.] Lincoln finally decided to stop manipulating his sisters and tries to be nice, but his sisters still treated him like dirt. [laughs]. Rita: I am afraid you cannot, because I do not want you to make him sick too. Lincoln: That's why my family needs a doctor in the house. "I sensed it was you." "Are you still upset about me pinning you to the ground yesterday?" And at first, that really paid off. (NSL fanfic). ], [Linka comes out on the other end of the portal and it closes. Why are you on your bathing suit.LUNA: Yeah, what's the sitch?LINCOLN: Oh, it's nothing, I'm just gonna go with Lori and some of her friends to the beach today is all.LUNA: (grins) Well well. Honest. GIRLS!!! Anybody up for a little round?BECKY: (grins) You're on!The group climbed down from the rocks and headed back to their spot on the beach. It's one of our little friends from last Halloween.HANK: Wait. (gets up)LORI: How 'bout you, Linc? Leni: [carrying a bowl of piping hot soup] Here comes the airplane! Linka:There we go, now Im gonna go take a shower. Look at who we have here. Levi: Yes. (We also accept donations year-round, so you are able to donate whenever is convenient for you.). Linka:[sighs] Okay, you have point. Loki: Okay people, I'm accepting ideas on how we should spend the day at the mall. but little did he know after his family threw him out, Lincoln ran from home and was never heard from again. What up Rick! Once it is there. Lincoln:[smiles] Oh, okay. Mostly, I do a little run on the treadmill and lift a few weights. (nudges Lincoln) Lucky you.LINCOLN: Wait? Luan: Going to school when you have a fever is snot the best idea. Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, and Clyde along with Pierre, walk inside the house, Richard is inside the house waiting for them, wearing a black suit, yellow tie and black dress shoes. [The third flashback plays; the kids are having a sibling meeting in Loki and Loni's room.]. Loud House NSFW One-Shots Aphroditidus343. Lisa: Can you Cro-Magnons diminish the cacophony so our youngest sibling can suspend consciousness? tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply", Due to the incredible support of the community, we've raised US$252,343.98 with an average donation of $32.14, and added 6450 new members this drive. They're for you, Lincoln.Lincoln took the folded-up object from her and began to unfold them. Luan: [speaking as his dummy] I wooden miss it! She is supposed to be with me, not him. )LYNN SR: I know you're all curious about what happened. Chapters 1-28 written with LoudAutomata16. Richard: You stupid little twerp! I knew this was gonna be a big day for Lincoln. Charlie: You got it man! WHAT is going on here?Hank and Hawk just looked at the large number of teenage girls that were defending Lincoln and they roared with laughter.HAWK: Oh man! In a house as small as theirs, it can be a challenge for a sibling to spend quality time with another. Linka:Remember what I said about staying here forever? Let me have it. All because some dork who's much younger than them likes to hang out with them!The girls began to grow tense again. Lincoln and I are gonna head out now.RITA: Alright, honey. Lets see. Check this. The two Loud siblings waved to their friends from the van windows.LORI: See you guys on Monday at school!LINCOLN: Bye guys!GIRLS: (waving back) Bye Lincoln! Lincoln laughed before beginning to splash Lori who then started splashing Carol. Lucia is a competitive athlete like Lynn, but unlike Lynn, Lucia is more intelligent and she aspires to become a politician, she is in 7th grade, making her months younger than Lynn since both of them are 13 years old. Becky grabbed Hank's wrist and Teri grabbed Hawk's; both girls squeezed the boys' wrists tightly.HANK: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW!HAWK: Too tight too tight too tight!LORI: (really angry) We warned you. Loki:[murky] That was literally mine! ], [Enter a female version of Leif with a frog as a horn blares at her.]. !DANA: Excuse me, but I am NOT his sister!Hank and Hawk's eyes widened in surprise upon hearing this. Lincoln then finds out about a little secret. Lincoln, Clyde, and Ronnie Anne had arrived at Richard's house. Later, Lana is in the bathroom and Linka is still holding it. Over here!Lincoln and Lori turned around and saw Teri, Dana, Becky, and Carol waving at them from a short distance. (turns and looks the other girls; smiles) Or my friends. Then I pick Becky!TERI: And I choose Dana!CAROL: (smiles) Well, I guess that puts me on your team, Lori.LINCOLN: (playfully) Prepare to bite the dust! What if Lincoln didn't lie about having badluck to have time for himself, but to have time for a certain foundation. ], [We cut to Linka and the sisters in the Food Court, eating burgers ], Linka:[In her head]They seem to be different but are they like my brothers? I gotta go break the bad news to Leif. [farts with armpit], Lori: Oh, yeah? Veronica Mangano is an 11 year old girl, half-Italian and half-Mexican, and is very wealthy. Soon enough, the two siblings arrived back home at the Loud House. (Lincoln has finish installing his locks on his door, he had a padlock, deadbolt, a rim latch, a chain lock, a slide bolt, etc. One-shot. [We cut to Linka in the hallway, taking pictures of her and Claire and they do some poses. But I was just so stressed out and I didn't know what type of sandwiches you would have wanted and there were still some leftovers from last night and I (sighs) Yeah, I guess maybe this is too much.LINCOLN: (grabbing a paper plate) Well, too much is still certainly better than nothing. All the Loud kids, the chauffeur Kirby Sullivan, and the Catholic Louds' bodyguards are enjoying their burgers. [They take selfie with aforementioned lip forms. Lucy: Virus. Charlie: Look, here he comes now man, get ready. Loud House belongs to Chris Savino for Nickelodeon and Kung Fu Panda be Soft Mechanical Heart (Sonic Oc Fanfiction). It was great getting to know Carol, Teri, Becky, and Dana better. This time with money. You know, when I used to have a limo, I used to think that I am an important person, but I am not. An affair between Rita and Alastor produced Lincoln. But really, Dad did a lot of the cooking. Now, he must learn to live his new life as a demon with his new body and an unknown power. Did we make friends last Halloween?HAWK: No, you dope! Lincoln is still in bed. Mrs.Coconuts:Duck lips? Hut! (winks)LINCOLN: Can't wait. I enjoy getting a little excitement and energy added to my life.LINCOLN: Well, I can definitely say that your time at the gym has certainly paid off. By the time she was finished, Hank and Hawk were turned into human pretzels, groaning in pain.BECKY: You turned them into human pretzels?! Do a windmill kick! Loki:[from outside] Linka, are you done in there? lincolnloud nsl theloudhouse # 14 Loud House: Where in the world is. When Lincoln awakens a hidden power, he finds himself battling an ancient evil that his sister, Lucy, had been fighting on her own for years. If you ever, and I mean EVER try to sabotage my godbrother's relationship with Lori again, we'll literally break your ****in' bones and put you in the hospital! He has ten sisters, just like I do. But how did you know I like Ace Savvy?DANA: Well, let's just say, your sister certainly talks a lot about you. Lola sneaks behind the couch.]. I-i-it's nothing like that!LUAN: Suuuure, it's not.LINCOLN: It's not! Why don't you get some rest until then?LINCOLN: Thanks, Mom!He and Lori walked upstairs together. You're the only member of the gang who hasn't done so! Who's ready to hit the water?DANA: Wait! ], [The second flashback starts with Linka going to the kitchen, she opens up the freezer and she finds an empty waffle box.]. Coconuts.]. [The lights turn on and reveals her sisters are still here.]. (takes the sunscreen bottle from Lincoln) Relax. He then hugged Dana, who wrapped her arms around him in response. This is another au story, one that's takes place in the helluva boss universe. Lucia: Lynn, they're doing very well, it takes a lot of practicin' to win, and prayer too. [speaking as herself now and giggling] Good one, Mr. Coconuts! #lucy Lincoln: (rises from his bed) I don't feel so good. When Lincoln is down in the dumps because of another Sister Fight Protocol, can a chance encounter with a certain teal streaked blonde help turn his frown upside down? Lynn Jr: Rawr Rawr. Elizabeth is a child prodigy who wants to connect science with God. Clyde: I accept your apology as well (shakes hands with Richard and his clique). Alexandra, like Luna, is an aspiring musician, unlike Luna however, Alexandra is interested in pop music. Richard: (Notices Clyde McBride and glares at him) Well, if it isn't Clyde McLust! She shares a bunk bed with Female Lynn and Lucy sleeps in a vampire coffin. Now you're gonna regret what you said!Lori then started to beat up the Hockers to a pulp. Because you have a crush on her? Lincoln, Clyde, Ronnie Anne, Richard, and Leone exit the limo, with Leone opening the door for his masters. The microscopic horror. I'll tell you more about where I got it tonight at dinner.RITA: Okay, sweetie. Lincoln Loud Incest Older Woman/Younger Man Thanks to Luan, Lincoln and Rita were not only abandoned by Lynn sr but also Kicked out of their House after he accused Rita of cheating and Lincoln for not being his real son, but life always finds a way when the two are Taken in by Mrs. Johnson. Rita: He has to stay in bed, because he is sick. Linka:Well, theyve gave me dutch ovens and swirlies before, but theyve never flushed Bun-Bun or took my clothes. Loni, Lane and Levi are looking at some T-Shirts while Luke is looking at some studded chokers. #lincoln Thank you for being our friend.Lincoln just smiled. "Hey guys", Bobby said, "welcome to the party." "I hope we're not too late", Lincoln said. (windmill kicks Clyde in his face, knocking him down), (Richard, Charlie, and Doug continue beating Clyde while Frank looks away; At one point, Richard does a karate chop on Clyde), Richard: Alright, that's enough beating (grabs Clyde by his shirt). Do you like them?Lincoln just stared for a few seconds. But there is something I have been meaning to ask you about.Lincoln looked at her in interest.TERI: I know you told me earlier that your sister Lisa said she would keep an eye on Darcy. His eyes began to realize with surprise when he discovered that what Dana had gotten him was a pair of Ace Savvy swim trunks.DANA: So, what do you think?
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