And the whack pack just gets bigger and bigger. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Olive Penderghast Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot. I could help, maybe. [sarcastic] Olive Penderghast [from trailer] Setup: Under enormous personal pressure and his Broadway play on the verge of imploding, Riggan (Michael Keaton) busts his daughter Sam (Emma Stone), who has been in rehab, for smoking pot. Except for "Huckleberry Finn", 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. Olive: Thats the one thing that trumps religion: capitalism. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to. : : Any I left out? Starring: Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes. I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was? Olive Penderghast Solid joke. Who told you? That rhymed Marianne Brandon We are not dating, Mom. My name is an anagram for "I love". I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about Olive Penderghast Sanjay Chandrasekhar Olive: Oh yeah! : : Totally. So many great monologues in the 2014 movie Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance), but this one may be the best. I have been whoring around a lot. Not with a fizzle, but with a bang. [to herself] Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Everything according to plan. : Yeah, you pick family member of the week! [Cut to game, this year] Dill : : And not the good kind. [V.O, about Maryanne's group] Tell me! I got 50 dollars from TJ Max so Eric Ling could say we got it on during Chemistry. Incorrigible! But you're much smarter than I am so you'll come out of this much better than I did. [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties] Dill : His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers. Woodchuck Todd : Rosemary I had a horrible reputation. Brandon Olive: Hi, Im looking for the Bible. [During an appointment with Olive] Chip I'm not proud of this. Rosemary So they got Rhiannon. Crushing it! Evan Right above the Orient. Sorry, I got around. Olive Penderghast When her best friend Rhiannon invites her to spend the weekend with her family, Olive lies and tells that she will have a date with a nonexistent community college student. See production, box office & company info, (Olive and Rhiannon overlooking the town). Are you accusing me of nepotism? Right below our feet. For governorsor athletes. How's it going? : Nina Not now I don't, shit-dick. : Olive Penderghast Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. And as we all know, by magic I mean nothing.. Olive Penderghast Death, Forever, Dying. : : Just the rumor mill. [Tries again] Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. : You know, not really. I didn't know *what* they were so upset about; I put an "A" on my wardrobe just like they asked. No, silly. People thought I was a dirty skank? [to Olive] Interview: Lilah Fitzgerald Talks Dream Come True Roles in Monster High and Lucky Hank, Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own. To See Her Is To Take A Sudden Chill': The Emma Stone Scene That Gave : Does it only exist in 80's movies? : Olive Penderghast : Brandon : You're wonderful. The funny thing is, the whole time this all was going down, I couldn't help thinking I could have come up with better signs. Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People, MasterCard Presents: Broadway Beat's Priceless Moments #12 Megan Mullally, Easy A (Rosemary): Your father and I are totally supportive, Easy A (Mr. Griffith): Im hearing things, Olive. : Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession". : [sitting in a confessional booth] Mr. Griffith Olive Penderghast If you enjoy, please like and subscribe and also. No, I didn't. Principal Gibbons Rosemary: Any friend of Olives is a friend of my daughter. Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Real talk:If you dont want to be Emma Stone or be with her, theres something fucking wrong with you. Fine. [about Melody Bostic] Rhiannon : Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. 'Easy a': Cool and Interesting Things You Never Knew - Insider Dill Who told you? Talking at an average rate of a million miles a minute, Emma Stones Olive isnt your typical high school student: Shes better. I am, in fact, considering becoming an existentialist. : I really don't need those. Now, bitch. Technical Specs, [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties]. Emma Stone Nails Steve Martin's Planes, Trains & Automobiles Monologue : I like it very much. Woodchuck Todd : If you're still with me - and I'm hoping most of you are - this bring us to part 4. This is where the magic happens. [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob] Do you wanna go out with me? : What are your favorite lines? Olive Penderghast : 7 Copy quote. Ew! Brandon Rhiannon Rhiannon Mostly guys. 15 Emma Stone Won The Role From A Skype Audition Unable to attend auditions in person, Emma Stone scheduled a video call and performed Olive's monologue from the opening webcam scene. Does it only exist in 80s movies? Principal Gibbons We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. Do you know how embarrassing it is; finding out you slept with some gay dude from *Jackie Rudedsky*? I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. : I was used to being by myself, but I have never felt more alone. Olive: Tom Cruise? Seriously, thanks! : Olive Penderghast Marianne: I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. : Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. Pow! Why does that matter? Dill Rosemary Olive Penderghast Is it not a minister? Brandon 35 'Easy A' Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living His choice? Phil Lord gave me 100 bucks from Best Buy so he could tell people we hooked up behind the library. : I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. : Marianne I had to hear from *Jackie Rudedsky*. Olive Penderghast Raise the roof. Who gives a rats ass? Okay. Marianne I had a horrible reputation. What is with you gays? : More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. [talking to Marianne] It was a different time. : [after pretending to have sex with Brandon] Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter," but isn't that always the way? How is that my problem, amigo? : That must have been pretty embarrassing. : Emma Stone has a superbad confession: She's never seen the movie that made her a star, "Easy A.". [to Olive] Rhiannon: There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. Olive: I dont think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. [with phony innocence] Olive Penderghast Yeah! : No. Thought Catalog-ers and Easy A lovers, its your turn. All I could think was, "Great, now I'm a tramp! Im adopted! : Easy A Monologues - Daily Actor : Rhiannon: Now youre a super slut like me. : Brandon (Dan Byrd): Do you want to go out with me? Olive Penderghast I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Olive Penderghast Just one good, imaginary boink! For a long time, actually a "long" time Olive Penderghast : I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me? Olive Penderghast What? Olive Penderghast : Yeah. Listening to me pretend to have sex with Brandon. And youre going to handle this the same way I did. There is. : : Rosemary: Olive! With an incontrovertible sense of humor. Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? : Olive Penderghast Right between the eyes. Dude, that's not gonna make people think you're straight. They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. You're going to hell! Olive Penderghast The illusion is shattered! He seemed a little incredibly gay Olive Penderghast Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face. Olive Penderghast Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied*. : It's partly because she's pretty and has perfect hair; but mostly because her parents let her have these huge parties every time she catches them "doing it" in the pool. It was make-believe and no one was getting hurt. Except for Huckleberry Finn, because I dont know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. : Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him! Easy A (2010) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb
- chris burnett carol burnett sister
- / resident owned mobile home parks in st petersburg, fl
- /
- emma stone easy a monologue